I went to my first football match of the season on Saturday which resulted in a rather deflating defeat. It was also my first game back as a season ticket holder having ducked out last season, and a quirky reminder of what odd looking people go along to watch their local team. You have to assume that judging by their physique, they have never played football, and that the supporting of a team gives a sense of belonging, and a hobby similar to ...
I am safely back from my trip from Swanage, and I am sorry to disappoint you all with the news that I have no major disasters to report despite various attempts to lose my wallet and keys. The weather as I predicted was neither here or there, there was little rain and warmish days that were just about good enough to give us some beach days.British Bulldog Kids v Parents competitionAs a whole the trip was great fun, and was generally based around ...
I am sorry, to inform the readers of my blog (of which there are an impressive average of 20 a day) that I will not be writing updates for a week, as I am off on exotic camping holiday to the golden shores of Dorset. I can only guess at how you will all cope without my rapier tameless wit for a week, but cope you must do, as I will be spending a week without my laptop, with my youngest son , my girlfriend, her daughters, and about thirty others ...
I have finally purchased my season tickets for an extravaganza of nearly top flight football at Reading FC. However, after relentlessly pursuing me for with emails and mail shots, Reading suddenly went cold on me, and via their fantastic website did everything they could to stop me releasing my money, behaving a bit like a women who flirts with a man with provocative outfits and subtle come ons, before telling the poor bastard to clear off when ...
I have just eaten four satsumas. "Why have you done this?" I hear you cry. Well, it's because at Sainsburys, if you buy a bag of satsumas you get another one free, and I have had to force feed myself the last four before they go off, that way I am getting value for money you see.I do this all the time, fruit juice is another, four for £3.00 meaning that my fridge is rammed with breakfast, orange, and banana juice that I keep forgetting to ...