I am safely back from my trip from Swanage, and I am sorry to disappoint you all with the news that I have no major disasters to report despite various attempts to lose my wallet and keys. The weather as I predicted was neither here or there, there was little rain and warmish days that were just about good enough to give us some beach days.British Bulldog Kids v Parents competitionAs a whole the trip was great fun, and was generally based around ...
I am sorry, to inform the readers of my blog (of which there are an impressive average of 20 a day) that I will not be writing updates for a week, as I am off on exotic camping holiday to the golden shores of Dorset. I can only guess at how you will all cope without my rapier tameless wit for a week, but cope you must do, as I will be spending a week without my laptop, with my youngest son , my girlfriend, her daughters, and about thirty others ...
I have finally purchased my season tickets for an extravaganza of nearly top flight football at Reading FC. However, after relentlessly pursuing me for with emails and mail shots, Reading suddenly went cold on me, and via their fantastic website did everything they could to stop me releasing my money, behaving a bit like a women who flirts with a man with provocative outfits and subtle come ons, before telling the poor bastard to clear off when ...
I have just eaten four satsumas. "Why have you done this?" I hear you cry. Well, it's because at Sainsburys, if you buy a bag of satsumas you get another one free, and I have had to force feed myself the last four before they go off, that way I am getting value for money you see.I do this all the time, fruit juice is another, four for £3.00 meaning that my fridge is rammed with breakfast, orange, and banana juice that I keep forgetting to ...
I forgot to wake my children up for their last morning at School yesterday, and as it was a half day, I decided to let them stay in bed as it was no educational benefit rushing them in for a couple of hours. Twenty minutes later I had a letter from the school congratulating them on above 95% attendance. How ironic, I thought, but was this irony or was it just coincidence? I have studied the Internet, and I am still not sure how to define this ...