Social media. That great modern courtroom where facts go to die and everyone’s an expert in counter-terrorism law, forensic psychology, and apparently, vehicle dynamics.
Following yesterday’s incident in Liverpool—where a man under the influence of drugs drove into pedestrians—social platforms lit up with a familiar cry: “Call it what it is—terrorism!”
Except… it isn’t.
Let’s Consult Actual Law for a Moment
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Let’s get one thing straight: Reform UK pretending they care about fishermen is like Freddie the Fox claiming it’s running for president of the hen house out of deep concern for poultry welfare. They don’t give a toss about fishermen, fish, or anything that smells remotely like the truth. What they do care about is shouting empty slogans into the void and hoping people are too distracted or desperate to notice they’re being conned by ...
Well, well, well. Look who’s crawling back.
After years of telling the EU to fuck off back to Brussels with its pesky regulations, stable trading partnerships, and inconvenient defence of human rights, the UK is now, rather sheepishly, trying to rekindle some form of relationship with its former best mate. No, not a full reunion you know—just a casual chat about travel and trade. You know, like old times, minus the common sense, fricti...
Well, it finally happened. Gary Lineker has been sidelined for expressing the wrong kind of opinion. Not a hateful one, not a conspiratorial rant, not even a bad take about VAR — but a thoughtful comment on what is, let’s be honest, looking a lot like genocide in Gaza. And like clockwork, the people who’ve made “You can’t say anything anymore” their entire personality are out here celebrating his removal.
So much for cancel ...
So, the government’s bright idea this week: stop foreign care workers from coming to the UK. Because obviously, the problem with the care sector isn’t chronic underfunding, rock-bottom wages, or burnout—it’s just that too many of those bastard foreigners are doing the work that baby boomers or racist blokes down the pub could be doing.
Fucking genius. Really. Bravo.
Care Work: The New Frontier for Bankers and Barristers?
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