Sunak Vows to Smash the Bogeymen

Posted on May 15, 2024

Prime Minister Rishi Sunak delivered a keynote speech claiming he has a vision for ridding Britain of ghosts, ghouls, and bogeymen. Sunak asserts that while the Conservatives have a plan to ‘Stop the Ghosts,’ Labour simply wants them to have their way. “While Labour simply opens our borders to any ghosts and ghouls, we will tackle them head-on. We will vanquish the ghosts and banish the bogeymen by putting them on flights back to the ...

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Chaos as Labour Welcome Liz Truss

Posted on May 9, 2024

There was a political earthquake last night when former Prime Minister Liz Truss crossed the floor to join Labour. In a move that caused chaos and confusion among MPs, Truss stumbled across the floor, shouting, “pork markets…cheese…that…is…a…disgrace!” How to Save the West Handout Truss then made her way through the Labour benches, handing out copies of her book, 'How to Save the West,' as a bizarre spectacle unfolded, with ...

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Cancel Culture – What is It?

Posted on April 23, 2024

Accountability - It’s Nothing New I find it somewhat bizarre how people act like holding others accountable is some sort revolutionary concept that has just been invented. The last time I looked, throughout history, we've always had ways of calling out bad behaviour haven’t we? Whether it's boycotts or public outcry, accountability isn't exactly a 21st century invention for snowflakes. It's just got itself a catchy upgrade on social ...

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Reading Calling – A Night Watching a Clash Tribute Act!

Posted on April 13, 2024

I headed off to watch a Clash tribute band last night. Sub 89 was the venue, meaning a train from Whitchurch to Basingstoke and on to Reading. I met some fellow Clash fans at Whitchurch who were a good bunch. Saved by the Hobbling Punks We shared a drink on the train and parted ways as I was off to another pub to meet friends, some I hadn’t seen for decades. I arrived early, so I sat outside and had a drink with some young, musclebound ...

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Angela Rayner’s Checkout Catastrophe Resurfaces

Posted on April 10, 2024

In a bombshell revelation shaking the foundations of British politics, it has emerged that Labour stalwart, Angela Rayner, committed a checkout faux 15 years ago at a Tesco store in Lancashire. The long-buried incident, now brought to light, details how Rayner, then a humble shopper, brazenly attempted to slide through ELEVEN items at a "ten items or less" checkout lane. Linda McCartney Pie Shockingly the extra item was a solitary Linda ...

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