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Free Speech Is Dead — Unless You’re Shouting from the Right

Posted on May 19, 2025

Well, it finally happened. Gary Lineker has been sidelined for expressing the wrong kind of opinion. Not a hateful one, not a conspiratorial rant, not even a bad take about VAR — but a thoughtful comment on what is, let’s be honest, looking a lot like genocide in Gaza. And like clockwork, the people who’ve made “You can’t say anything anymore” their entire personality are out here celebrating his removal. So much for cancel ...

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Who’s Going to Wipe Grandma Now, Then?

Posted on May 13, 2025

So, the government’s bright idea this week: stop foreign care workers from coming to the UK. Because obviously, the problem with the care sector isn’t chronic underfunding, rock-bottom wages, or burnout—it’s just that too many of those bastard foreigners are doing the work that baby boomers or racist blokes down the pub could be doing. Fucking genius. Really. Bravo. Care Work: The New Frontier for Bankers and Barristers? So, if ...

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Still Fighting the War: Is Britain Traumatised by Its Own Victory?

Posted on May 6, 2025

Victory on Repeat Britain won the Second World War — just pop into your local pub and they’ll be plenty of people willing to tell you. Repeatedly. A disproportionate amount of people still living off the fumes of that victory like a washed-up pub singer singing “We’ll Meet Again”. While other nations dusted themselves off and quietly vowed never again, Britain has opted for the full Greatest Hits tour. Eighty-odd years later, ...

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Reminder: It Wasn’t Just Britain That Fought in WWII — It Was the British Empire

Posted on May 5, 2025

Every so often, especially around Remembrance events or certain political anniversaries, you’ll hear the nostalgic murmurings: “Britain stood alone against Hitler.” The image evoked is romantic—stiff upper lips, cups of tea in air raid shelters, Churchill growling defiance into a wireless set. Stirring stuff. But it’s also, well… not quite the full picture. Let’s clear something up: Great Britain did not win the Second World ...

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Trans People Aren’t Ruining My Life — But the Moral Panic Might Be

Posted on April 17, 2025

Funny how the people who claim to hate cancel culture are always trying to cancel someone, isn’t it? So… Where’s the Threat, Exactly? Not once in my life has a transgender person stopped me from getting on with my day. Not at work, not in the pub, not in the supermarket — not even when I’ve been stuck behind someone doing 25 in a 60. It’s uncanny, really. Trans people keep existing and somehow, my bills still need paying, my ...

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