Current Affairs


Let’s Go BBC Bashing

Posted on July 11, 2023

As I understand it, the BBC gets crank calls hundreds of times a week. There are nutcases everywhere looking to make a fast buck or simply undermine them. If they were to investigate every claim made against them, they wouldn't be able to function as a news and media organisation. Time for Kangaroo Courts Of course, this doesn't mean that if the accused presenter has been purchasing pictures of a child to fund an illegal drug habit, he ...

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A Traitor and the Very worst of Men

Posted on June 13, 2023

Boris Johnson knew what was coming. He knew there was a suspension and a by-election coming his way. So, he did what Boris Johnson has always done. He lied, blustered, and blamed. It was everyone else’s fault. Johnson is the victim in all this. A Kangaroo Court It was a Labour Party stitch up. A kangaroo court that had already decided to label him a liar and a crook. How dare they? How dare anyone question a man who has got away with ...

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The Mad World of Deadcatting Schofield

Posted on June 1, 2023

I always find it all a bit mad when an alleged TV star sexual abuse story emerges. People of a certain ilk quickly forget the fact they can’t afford to go shopping and pile in with more venom than an outback viper. It drives them out of their minds. Any punishment is too good for a paedo. “Electrocute the bastard, I’ll pull the fucking lever, if they like”. The New Savile Within hours of being accused of lying to Holly ...

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The Right to Demonstrate

Posted on May 8, 2023

I was deeply disturbed by the attitude of some of my friends with regards demonstrations during the recent Royal jamboree of nonsensical pomp and ceremony. They didn’t seem to grasp the fact that arresting and detaining people without charge is an assault on their human rights. These people weren’t smashing London up, they were arrested for having placards. The right to demonstrate, also known as the right to protest or the freedom of ...

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What is a Post Turtle?

Posted on April 26, 2023

I was having a riverside chat with my cricket captain yesterday. It was supposed to be about the new cricket season but it inevitably it drifted into politics and the host of bullying ineptitudes in the Tory Party. When the conversation drifted towards, arguably, the most inept of them all, James described Liz Truss (AKA Trussterfuck) as a ‘Post Turtle’. I had never heard this term before. Apparently, it originates from the United States....

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