At Last Ocean Finance TV

Posted on November 7, 2008

At last it is here……………….Ocean Finance TV, click here for more information or channel 888 on Sky. This fascinating channel shows real life stories of how Ocean Finance have helped people with no money sink further in to debt, it really is a heartwarming programme during times when you only seem to here bad news on the TV. Ocean TV might well be described as a black comedy, but I will let you decide.

Watch transfixed as people in hopeless situations are patronised by Ocean Finance staff/ D list actors. I quote “With informative programming Ocean TV can help guide you through the finance process as well as providing entertaining programming for all”. Surely they are having a fucking laugh aren’t they?

But if you are having a bad time folks remember this, again I quote “Ocean Finance & Mortgages limited is a leading UK Finance Broker and lender, at Ocean we have helped over 250,000 people with their individual finance needs”.

That’s 250,000 poor bastards worse off than you today.

Watch Ocean TV, there is always some poor sod worse off than yourself.

1 Reply to "At Last Ocean Finance TV"

  • Jonesey
    November 7, 2008 (11:41 am)

    Dick head!

    What do you expect from a self promotional channel, dancing girls?

    Wake up and smell the coffee Bob.

    You obviously are so successful and good with your finances that you will be in next years Times Rich list, most of us won’t!

    Could your tiny brain really comprehend that sometimes people have credit issues, they can bury their heads in the sand and have their home taken from them or they can be proactive and do something about it.

    Companies like Ocean Finance get bad press from idiots like you, idiots who don’t know jack! Why not take a look in the papers at the ‘Sell your house and rent it back’ brigade? They are the modern day Dick Turpins.

    Wind your neck in!

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