I am going to change the way I write my Blog.

“Why are you going to do that?” I hear my millions, if not billions of you readers cry.

Well after a bit of a telling off from my Dad for calling Simon Cowell a child abuser ( he was concerned I would get sued you see) I decided to reflect on my Blogs, and read some of them back to myself. My God, I do make lots of basic grammar mistakes that are quite embarrassing.

There are two reasons behind this.

1/ I don’t use spelling and grammar check as I lazily do on Microsoft Word
2/ I write blogs from the heart, and if I went back over them after I finished, I might be tempted to moderate them (Simon Cowell is a fine example actually Dad)

Therefore, from now on, I am going to type them on Microsoft Word, and then copy and paste them on to the blog.

Bye daying this I wil bee abell too aradacate all mye spolling misteaks and bad Grandma!

Message to Dad (and Simon Cowell if you are prepping your solicitors)

By child abuse, I mean exploitation of the naivety of children and their parents in pursuit of money and cheap laughs, which often results in derogatory comments about minors who are not perfect, and may have delusional parents leading them in to the Lions den. I did not mean this in a sexual way, as I imagine Simon Cowell only has sex with himself.