Mark Francois – Fat Little Gammon Squirt

Posted on March 8, 2019

I have had not much time to write blogs this week. This is because I have been trying to drum up some non existent business from my clients who are making redundancies.

Asking your clients to recruit people when they are making redundancies is a bit like knocking on an igloo door and saying “Good morning , would you like to see our new ice and snow product range?”

Of course, this severe downturn many of my clients are experiencing, is nothing to do with Brexit. The problem is electric cars. I know, I know, I don’t work in the car industry, but it has to be that what’s causing it. It can’t be Brexit, it’s not allowed to be.

That’s where we are at now. Brexiteers in a state of utter denial. They are like Michael Jackson fans. You know, the ones who think it is perfectly normal to build a children’s amusement park and invite kids round for a sleepover.

King of these utter gammon retards is MP, Mark Francois, the personification for a total cunt if there ever was one. He was on a BBC politics show today in such a state of utter denial that it beggared belief.

I’m not joking here. Mark Francois actually made up what he wished Will Self had said, and then got offended by it. That’s right, the loathsome little jerk got offended by his own words. Check this again. Mark Francois, a man who says people are too easily offended these days, got offended by something that was the figment of his imagination.

What Will Welf said was that whilst all Brexit voters were not racists all racists were Brexit voters. Francois demanded that Will Self apologised to 17.4 million people. He clearly was not listening or he is as thick as the excrement of an overfed pig. I’m going to stick my neck out here and say he’s probably both.

Anyway, the stare down at the end of the conversation was a piece of comedy gold. I’m no particular fan of Will Self normally but in a face off with this pork faced little squirt, he was an absolute star. He destroyed the little scrote.

You can watch the Mark Francois v Will Self row by clicking on the link below.

Have a nice weekend!

4 Replies to "Mark Francois - Fat Little Gammon Squirt"

  • Jim
    March 18, 2019 (5:07 pm)

    Fat Little Gammon Squirt- the perfect description of the arrogant lard bucket

  • John Walton
    April 1, 2019 (12:38 am)

    Spot on

  • Steve
    April 11, 2019 (9:11 am)

    I googled “Mark Francois cunt” and found your blog. It made my day.

  • Very unbrexit dahling
    April 16, 2019 (7:43 pm)

    Very nice. I googled as above to boost your search rankings 😉 Just a tiny welfie typo x

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