Gone Fishing with Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer: My Perfect Escapism!
With everything going on in the world—bad news popping up like weeds—I’ve realised I desperately need moments of peace. Don’t get me wrong, I know it’s important to stay informed about current affairs, but sometimes my brain feels like it’s running on fumes, and I need a break from the misery of it all. That’s where Gone Fishing, with Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer, comes in for me—it’s the perfect way to switch off and ...
Time to Stop Bullying Liz Truss… and Maybe Get Her Sectioned?
After seeing Liz Truss yesterday, I couldn’t help but wonder if it’s time we stopped bullying her and just got her sectioned instead. She looked madder than ever at the Tory conference, wandering in as if she were relevant—blissfully unaware that she was more of a comedy act than a politician. People were literally queuing around the block to have a good laugh at her. A Delusional Grand Entrance As she marched towards the auditori...
Why Not Take Gifts? Because Nothing is Free!
The Great Hamper Incident Many years ago (about 30, but who’s counting?), I worked for a company that seemed to have a bottomless budget for football tickets and corporate gifts. One particular client was Devon County Council, and I was tasked with delivering a Christmas hamper to a contact there. Easy job, eh? Wrong. The guy reacted as if I’d just tried to smuggle a crate of AK-47s into his office. He practically threw the hamper ...
Not as Big as You Think – The Moon Illusion
For some reason, I only found out yesterday that the moon doesn’t actually get bigger when it’s near the horizon. Apparently, it’s all part of something called the Moon Illusion – a clever trick your brain plays on you! The Brain's Optical Trick When the moon is near the horizon, your brain compares it to familiar things like trees, buildings, or mountains. This makes the moon seem huge in comparison. But when the moon is higher ...
Serco: Superheroes or Supervillains – Outsourcing, Alleged Fraud, and Why Gary Lineker Is the Real Problem!
A Day at the Hospital: Heart Check-ups and Starmer’s NHS Sermon So, the other day, I took my dad to Southampton Hospital for a routine heart check-up. Casual stuff for him at 92? On the way there, good ol' Keir Starmer was delivering one of his riveting speeches, this time on the NHS. I mean, nothing screams excitement like a political rant on healthcare during a family outing to the hospital. He threw out this catchy phrase about fixing ...