If he weren’t so soulless, it would have been hard not to feel for Rishi Sunak yesterday. As the rain cascaded down on his £10,000 suit and "Things Can Only Get Better" drifted through the cold May air, a tiny part of his brain that isn’t filled with complex derivatives must have been screaming, “RUN, RISHI, RUN!”
Back inside Number 10, you could almost see the panic in your mind’s eye.“Quick guys, get a brolly!”
“Christ ...
Prime Minister Rishi Sunak delivered a keynote speech claiming he has a vision for ridding Britain of ghosts, ghouls, and bogeymen. Sunak asserts that while the Conservatives have a plan to ‘Stop the Ghosts,’ Labour simply wants them to have their way.
“While Labour simply opens our borders to any ghosts and ghouls, we will tackle them head-on. We will vanquish the ghosts and banish the bogeymen by putting them on flights back to the ...
There was a political earthquake last night when former Prime Minister Liz Truss crossed the floor to join Labour. In a move that caused chaos and confusion among MPs, Truss stumbled across the floor, shouting, “pork markets…cheese…that…is…a…disgrace!”
How to Save the West Handout
Truss then made her way through the Labour benches, handing out copies of her book, 'How to Save the West,' as a bizarre spectacle unfolded, with ...
Accountability - It’s Nothing New
I find it somewhat bizarre how people act like holding others accountable is some sort revolutionary concept that has just been invented. The last time I looked, throughout history, we've always had ways of calling out bad behaviour haven’t we? Whether it's boycotts or public outcry, accountability isn't exactly a 21st century invention for snowflakes. It's just got itself a catchy upgrade on social ...
What a great idea freeports! I mean, who doesn't love a good old-fashioned concentration of wealth? Come on folks, nothing says economic development like making the rich richer while leaving local communities to rot.
Tax Crooks and Environment Thugs
Let’s be honest, who in their right mind wouldn’t want their local area becoming a haven for tax dodgers and money launderers? Who needs pesky snowflake regulations when you can turn a ...
