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The Chaise Longue World Cup Draws to a Close

Posted on July 21, 2026

Argentina Go Out in Style in an American Jolly Jamboree of Old Bollocks Yesterday felt strangely flat. For six weeks the chaise longue had become my office, my press box and, occasionally, my therapist. There had been moments of breathtaking football, moments of utter tedium and enough time during VAR delays to complete a small home extension, but overall it had been a tournament that provided plenty of entertainment, at least until the ...

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The Day after The Final Chaise Lounge Game

Posted on July 16, 2026

Firstly, thank you to everyone who has read, liked, commented on and shared my ramblings from the Chaise Lounge over the last few weeks. They were never meant to be anything more than the thoughts of a middle-aged bloke shouting at a television and occasionally frightening the dog, but so many of you came along for the ride. It made the World Cup feel like something we all experienced together and I genuinely appreciated every bit of it. T...

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England, Mexico and the Azteca: Football With Added Breathlessness

Posted on July 4, 2026

Welcome to Football’s Highest Exam England face Mexico at the Estadio Azteca, which is not ideal if you were hoping for a relaxing early Monday morning, a gentle stroll into the quarter-finals, or a football match that doesn’t also resemble a science experiment. The Azteca sits around 2,240 metres above sea level, which is roughly 7,200 feet in old money. That means the air is thinner, the lungs have to work harder, and footballers ...

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View from the Chez Lounge – England Win the Group… But Are They World Cup Winners?

Posted on June 29, 2026

England Win the Group… But Are They World Cup Winners? England have done what was required. Three games, top of the group, and a favourable last 32 draw. Tick. Tick. Tick. The 2-0 win over Panama wasn’t exactly footballing poetry. It was more the sporting equivalent of doing the washing up. Nobody enjoyed it much, but it needed doing. To be fair to Panama, they were organised, hardworking and about as welcoming as a wasp in a sleeping ...

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If Starmer Goes, Don’t Expect Anything to Change

Posted on June 21, 2026

Every few weeks there seems to be another story suggesting Keir Starmer is on borrowed time. Whether the latest rumours are true or not is almost beside the point. A growing number of people appear convinced that Labour’s problems can be solved simply by changing the leader. If only it were that easy. There is an assumption among some commentators that Labour’s difficulties are largely about Starmer’s personality. If only he were ...

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