Uncategorized


Man Combusts After Hearing Dr Who News!

Posted on July 17, 2017

A 52 year old man has spontaneously combusted after learning of the news that the new 'Dr Who' is a woman. Frank 'Always' Wright, an unemployed Facebook trolling expert, was drinking from his personalised beer tankard in the Jolly Bigot public house in North Kent, when he burst into flames and died instantly in his favourite chair at the corner of the bar. According to eyewitnesses, Wright was sat at the end of the bar minding everyone else's ...

Read More


Wimbledon Exposes a Nation of Contradictory Sycophants!

Posted on July 13, 2017

I really enjoy tennis at its highest level, it is a game of endurance and supreme fitness like no other. In fact, the 2008 Wimbledon Final, when Rafa Nadal beat Roger Federer in five sets, remains one of my top ten sporting occasions. However, Wimbledon 2017, has excelled more than any other before it for its irrational criticism, sycophantic behaviour and outright hypocrisy. As early as the first round, we had experts and players bemoan...

Read More


Are Media Character Assassinations Becoming a Thing of the Past?

Posted on July 5, 2017

One thing that came to my attention during and after the recent election campaign, is how much more grown up a big majority of the public are with regards to mass media character assassinations of political figures. If the population of voters had taken any notice of The Mail and The Sun newspapers, Jeremy Corbyn would have not have received one vote during Theresa May's hopeless attempt at a landslide election. However, being accused of ...

Read More


Are Labour Biding Their Time for a Brexit Exit?

Posted on June 30, 2017

As the economic and political situation in the UK becomes increasingly murky, I was struggling to find a good analogy for Brexit this morning. It is now only the rabid angry types on radio shows and Question Time who still think that torpedoing the economy to make Britain great again, is a good idea. The best I could come up with is that it is like giving away your nice Mercedes SLK, then spending the next two years trying to cobble enough ...

Read More


Theresa May Set for Basingstoke Live Appearance!

Posted on June 27, 2017

In a riposte to Jeremy Corbyn's rousing appearance at Glastonbury, it has been announced that Theresa May will be appearing at 'Basingstoke Live' with local MP and dubious mortgage person, Maria Miller. May and Miller will be introducing Hackney based MC Paigey Cakey, and will address literally tens of festival goers with subjects such as how to defraud mortgage companies, working with offshore tax havens, sending bungs to extremist politi...

Read More