What If The Queen Dies?

Posted on October 21, 2010

I read with great distress this morning that the Queen has to take a 14% cut in household expenditure. Thankfully a temporary additional facility will provide £1 million to support the costs of the Diamond Jubilee next year which is obviously critical to any economy.In a further setback to the Royals, a 50k Christmas party has been shelved as the monarchy tackles the recession head on. Other draconian measures include a pay freeze on staff ...

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A Change To My Blog

Posted on October 19, 2010

I am going to change the way I write my Blog."Why are you going to do that?" I hear my millions, if not billions of you readers cry.Well after a bit of a telling off from my Dad for calling Simon Cowell a child abuser ( he was concerned I would get sued you see) I decided to reflect on my Blogs, and read some of them back to myself. My God, I do make lots of basic grammar mistakes that are quite embarrassing.There are two reasons behind this.1/ ...

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I Have Had Enough of Liverpool

Posted on October 18, 2010

A friend of mine was a bit critical of me at the weekend saying that I shouldn't generalise about Liverpudlians. Maybe there are Liverpudlians out there that don't think of their city as some sort Republic, independent from the rest of the UK, that deserves some sort of sympathy for what has gone wrong for their deluded, declining, shitty little football club. If there is, I wish they would stand up for themselves, because nearly everyone I know ...

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Happy Birthday Sir Cliff Richard

Posted on October 14, 2010

Though he doesn't look a day over 20, the original Peter Pan of Pop is 70 today! Happy birthday Sir Cliff enjoy your day, you deserve it. As a celebration I have listed below some interesting Cliff facts.Cliff at Home yesterdayLike fellow singing star Freddie Mercury, Cliff was born in India. Singing, and Country of birth was all they had in common though, as Cliff is definitely not Gay.Like Freddie Mecury (Farrokh Bulsara) Cliff has changed his ...

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Miners Free At Last- Why Aren’t I Crying With Joy?

Posted on October 13, 2010

Sometimes it must be great to be a Radio news presenter, you just get those days when there is so much going on. Today we have England failing to beat Montenegro, Liverpool FC's chairmen being ousted from the club, and the biggest story of all, the Chilean miners being rescued from seven hundred metres below the ground (I didn't know it was Christmas already).To be stuck down there for all that time must have been a living hell for those chaps, ...

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