John Wayne American Icon Cuckoo Clock!

Posted on September 28, 2010

I was flicking through the Sunday tabloids on..............Sunday would you believe, and as I turned over page after page of utter dross revolving around footballers and prostitutes, I eventually came across something of real quality.........a John Wayne American Icon Cuckoo Clock, as seen below!!You need send no money now, and this timeless masterpiece of handcrafted genius can be all yours for just £149.95 or in five installments of just ...

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Chris Moyles-What a Prick!

Posted on September 23, 2010

Ever since I first heard arrogant Leeds born super twat Chris Moyles on the Radio, he has been right up there in my top ten British twats list, and his latest pathetic outburst on Radio One has confirmed what I have always suspected about the cretinous prick. If you had not heard, poor old Chris hasn't been paid by the BBC for two months due to an administrative cock up within the BBC payroll department.Whilst I accept that this must be annoyi...

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Posted on September 21, 2010

I had a rather curious note attached to my most recent blog regarding a website that helps resolve relationship break ups, complete with videos on the subject. This would I suppose, have the possibility of being handy if I had actually broken broken up with someone recently. Unless of course, my girlfriend has dumped me, and has sent me an anonymous link to a website to make me come grovelling back to her. If that is the case, you are not funny ...

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Not Off To France

Posted on September 20, 2010

When I left home yesterday, I had a terrible sense of something not being quite right. The sky was lead grey, Autumn leaves were blowing in the wind, and I was feeling unusually depressed, despite the fact I was going off on a break. It's not completely out of character for me to get a little bit of low in Autumn, but I had a terrible sense of foreboding that was unexplainable and unjustified. Maybe I had seen too much WW2 carnage on the various ...

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Off To France….

Posted on September 18, 2010

It really is time to move on from the controversy of the visit of Pope, though if one good thing has come of it, it has certainly stirred up lots of lively debate, and varying points of view, which is a good thing don't you think? The hypocrisy surrounding the whole event briefly had me acting in aggressively 'atheist manner' as I never have been able to cope with being told how to think, especially by a religion that has a garden so badly out ...

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