I was sat having a glass of wine with my girlfriend the other day, when out of the blue, she asked me the following question.
"What is it about me that annoys you the most?"
This question took me somewhat by surprise and I didn't really know what to say, so like a trained politician, I turned the question on its head.
“I don't know really, what is it about me that annoys you?"
I could almost hear her brain turning over as she ...
I was outside my house the other day when I witnessed the extraordinary sight of my neighbour worshiping a man leaving her house by using powerful words such as "hero" and "life saver."
Was this gentleman a surgeon who had just carried out lifesaving heart surgery? Was he a brave police officer who had foiled an armed burglar? Hell no, he was a plumber of course, a man whose trade has somehow reached a ludicrous state of elevation.
After I ...
I had a knock on my door the other day from my neighbour, who proceeded to put her hands in the air and say;
"Yay... at last, I've got BT Infinity."
"What you have it now...Wow....what's it like?"
"Well I haven't got it yet, but I have ordered it."
Her naivety was so profound, I felt like hugging her and telling her not worry and that everything would be all right in the end. BT has had me on the brink of suicide more times than I ...
This lunchtime, with what many would regard as an inexplicable disregard for the elasticity towards the boundaries of perceived conformity, I decided after a great deal thought, that I would do my weekend shopping in Morrison's rather than my obligatory trip to aisles of Sainsbury's that I have grown to know and love.
"Why on earth did come to make such a ludicrous decision?" I hear you all cry.
Well you see, Morrison’s have an air hose ...
This old gay marriage malarkey is getting a bit over the top isn't it? I really do wonder what all the fuss about as because the last time I checked, I was firmly of the belief that what makes a good society is a happy society. If getting married creates happiness between same sex couples, who really cares?
The extreme right wing of the Tory party seem to care; they seem to be stuck in a somewhat bizarre place where buggering children or ...