Siri is an Imposter!

Posted on March 16, 2012

I don't know how many of you have the latest iPhone yet, but those of you who do will have been introduced to Siri, a voice activation device that is supposed to make life so much better for us folk who desperately want to know what the weather is going to be like in Paris this weekend. When I first talked to Siri, I thought he was a solid bloke, he just seemed like the sought of guy who would always give me a firm handshake and offer sound, if ...

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Fine Dining Whilst Drunk!

Posted on March 13, 2012

I have been getting merrily drunk on Friday evenings for the best part of 25 years, this is something I am neither proud or ashamed of if I am honest, it is the common action of the proletarian male at the end of a working week. During this time the venues for this behaviour have moderated from trawling night clubs in search of the last girl standing, to a stage where I am having semi coherent debates in country pubs about centre ground politics ...

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Understanding the Art of Conversation

Posted on March 8, 2012

Talking is the most sociable of things and virtually everyone adapts this form of communication to suit their own style of getting their message across. It is quite remarkable that in a world featuring 100 million different living creatures including, at the last count, 4260 mammals, we are the only living species that communicates by talking, unless of course you include a dog on That's Life whose owner claims it can say "sau-sa-ges." Gorillas ...

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An Apology as the Fat Burning Regime Starts

Posted on March 5, 2012

I must start this post by issuing an apology to anyone who was offended by my recent references to Deirdre Barlow and vigorous masturbation in the search for fitness. I openly admit that these references could be seen as bad taste and puerile in nature. I have, in the past few days, tried to understand why I posted such vulgar content and what spurred me to do it. I have come up with a combination of reasons as seen below. Relief at sore ...

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A Pain in the Neck, 12 Minutes Exercise and a Preempted Tribute!

Posted on March 1, 2012

A description of someone or something that is a real annoyance or nuisance is often described as being a pain in neck or a pain in the arse and though I have been fortunate enough not to have a had a pain in the arse as yet, yesterday morning, for some inexplicable reason, I awoke not being able to move my head, such was the pain down the back of it,  that went in to my neck and down my right arm. I am uncertain what the root cause was, but it ...

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