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Escape to Brighton!

Posted on June 2, 2015

I felt I needed to disappear at the weekend as I had got to that stage where I just needed a break from work, cricket and Facebook posts that say "re-post if your dad was a hard working man" or "Re-post if you remember when it was cool to eat Spangles, own a Rubik's Cube and get your anus traumatised by a BBC TV Presenter." The great irony with the people who have families and 1980's memories that are far better than mine, is that they slag ...

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Corruption Transfer Gossip

Posted on May 28, 2015

HSBC Switzerland are monitoring the progress of FIFA's Sepp Blatter as they look to bolster their global corruption squad for the new financial year. Rumour has it that Blatter is unsettled at FIFA and sources close to him have revealed that he may not be averse to a summer move in what could be a lucrative deal back to his native Switzerland. HSBC, who have been fighting allegations of willingly providing accounts to customers involved in ...

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Will I End Up Playing Bowls?

Posted on May 19, 2015

Make no bones about it, my moderate sporting prowess is beginning its descent into obscurity and whilst at times it can be a source of great entertainment on social media, it does make me miserable as well. To say my start to the cricket season has been a desperate one, is an understatement, and with scores of 3, 2 (NOT OUT) 0 and 4, my average stands at paltry 3. I took a break on Saturday, choosing to watch instead as I tried to place my ...

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Fear and a Scottish Rebellion Spark a Conservative Victory!

Posted on May 8, 2015

Here is a line direct from my pre-election post on Tuesday: "Partly because of greed and partly because of fear created in the press, by Thursday, I guarantee that the electorate will sway to the perceived safety of our masters in the Conservative Party because, by nature, Britain is, in 2015, still addicted to serfdom." Sometimes it isn't so great being right, but I felt that it was always going to end that way and when the news of exit poll ...

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The Economy is Officially Boring Reading…

Posted on May 5, 2015

The other day I wrote a spoof post for the Daisy Cutter, an on-line football magazine, about Harry Redknapp jumping on the Bournemouth FC promotion wagon. The reaction to this was quite remarkable, with over two and a half thousand "likes" in response to it. This was the most publicity I have had regarding a post since I wrote something about Vladimir Putin and the Ukraine and before that, when I got harassed by an aid of Tory MP Caroline ...

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