I was outside my house the other day when I witnessed the extraordinary sight of my neighbour worshiping a man leaving her house by using powerful words such as "hero" and "life saver."
Was this gentleman a surgeon who had just carried out lifesaving heart surgery? Was he a brave police officer who had foiled an armed burglar? Hell no, he was a plumber of course, a man whose trade has somehow reached a ludicrous state of elevation.
After I ...
I had a knock on my door the other day from my neighbour, who proceeded to put her hands in the air and say;
"Yay... at last, I've got BT Infinity."
"What you have it now...Wow....what's it like?"
"Well I haven't got it yet, but I have ordered it."
Her naivety was so profound, I felt like hugging her and telling her not worry and that everything would be all right in the end. BT has had me on the brink of suicide more times than I ...
This lunchtime, with what many would regard as an inexplicable disregard for the elasticity towards the boundaries of perceived conformity, I decided after a great deal thought, that I would do my weekend shopping in Morrison's rather than my obligatory trip to aisles of Sainsbury's that I have grown to know and love.
"Why on earth did come to make such a ludicrous decision?" I hear you all cry.
Well you see, Morrison’s have an air hose ...
This old gay marriage malarkey is getting a bit over the top isn't it? I really do wonder what all the fuss about as because the last time I checked, I was firmly of the belief that what makes a good society is a happy society. If getting married creates happiness between same sex couples, who really cares?
The extreme right wing of the Tory party seem to care; they seem to be stuck in a somewhat bizarre place where buggering children or ...
Cars seemed to have dominated my life in the last few days, I have experienced on three consecutive days, a flat battery, a flat tyre and a speeding fine which was the result of a self-inflicted dash up the M3 motorway late on Sunday evening.
The flat battery was self-inflicted as well, courtesy of leaving my ignition on at the cricket club on Saturday afternoon but as much as I try, it is hard to go for an unenviable hat-trick and blame ...