Current Affairs


The World’s on Fire, but Apparently Charlie Said Something Horrible

Posted on September 24, 2026

A Nation Outraged There was a phone-in on the radio this morning where callers were incandescent with rage. Properly furious. You could practically hear their blood pressure monitors packing up. Was it about Reform UK and the questions surrounding its enormous donations? Was it about reports that a Russian oligarch close to Putin helped fund Donald Trump Jr’s wedding celebrations? Trump says his son has since paid him back, which ...

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The Risk-Takers Are Back. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Posted on September 1, 2026

I read the latest offering from the Conservatives today and, for a brief moment, wondered whether I had accidentally stumbled across a newspaper from about 1987. Lower taxes. Drill for oil. Slash red tape. Cut employment rights. Back the risk-takers and wealth creators. An “economic revolution”, apparently. Revolution? Haven’t we already tried most of this? Because unless I’ve completely misunderstood the last 40 years, ...

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Water, Water Everywhere. Except Where We Actually Need It

Posted on August 14, 2026

I was speaking to an old mate of mine, Gwylim, last night. He works for the Kennet & Avon Trust, so he knows a thing or two. Britain’s rivers are in trouble. big trouble. We can keep pretending the present system just needs another stern letter from Ofwat, or we can start treating water as the national infrastructure it actually is. There is a peculiar argument that appears whenever anyone suggests taking Britain’s water companies ...

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Never Speak Ill of the Dead? What a Convenient Piece of Hypocrisy

Posted on July 13, 2026

One of the oddest traditions we seem to cling to is the idea that the moment someone dies, they instantly become a wonderful human being. Apparently, death is the greatest image consultant ever invented. People who spent decades being rude, divisive, unpleasant or downright nasty suddenly become "colourful characters", "straight talkers" and "larger than life". It's as though St Peter hands them a complimentary PR team on the way through ...

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Nigel Farage and the Great Victimhood Hokey Cokey

Posted on July 7, 2026

Nigel Farage resigning as an MP so he can stand again as an MP is one of those political moves that makes you wonder whether democracy has become a poorly organised village panto. He is stepping down in Clacton, triggering a by-election, then standing in that same by-election, all while presenting himself as a brave man of the people taking on the establishment, the media, rival parties, parliamentary standards, probably the BBC weather app, ...

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