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Farewell to My Mate Colin

Posted on April 14, 2020

I was saddened to hear about the passing of my old friend, Colin Norton, yesterday. I have known Colin for 30 years after meeting him in The Wellington Arms in Baughurst, a pub that my parents went on to run for a few raucous years in the late 90’s. I am not one to indulge in the past, but they were good times. It was a time when pub goers had nicknames. He was called ‘Cottage’ or ‘Cottage Col’. It was a pub that, when you ...

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Coronavirus Set for an Ollie Good Beating!

Posted on April 12, 2020

The British government have refused to comment about increasing media speculation that they are about to turn to 57-year-old Grimsby Town boss, Ian Holloway, in a bid to turn the tide against the Coronavirus. Holloway, otherwise known as Ollie, is renowned for his ability to rescue football clubs from the abys by instilling positivity and highly amusing quotes to reporters in a bid to deflect attention from his team. It is hoped that ...

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What is the Coronavirus Exit Strategy?

Posted on April 10, 2020

If anyone was wondering why they can't understand the government exit strategy with regards to coronavirus, the answer is this. Nor do the government. Or do they and they know the public won't like the answer? The opposition leader, Kier Starmer, has been asking this question for a few days now and the answers aren't coming back. The government appears to be continually rewriting the procrastination rule book as they get caught between two ...

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Why Conspiracy Theorists are Dangerous!

Posted on April 5, 2020

Have a look at the picture above (I took it this evening). I originally thought that it was an impressive kind of cirrus cloud. However, on closer inspection, I have it on good authority from no one of consequence, that it is Covid 19 droplets. They were released by a Chinese 5G network in a bid to zombify us all and shut down the economy. Bullshit of course, but not dissimilar to some of the nonsense you can read on websites hosted by whack ...

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Can Starmer Revitalise Labour?

Posted on April 4, 2020

Due to the current circumstances, Keir Starmer has become opposition leader under the radar. This may well suit him. As the government muddles through cock up after cock up, it could be good timing too.I am still learning about Starmer, but as the son of a tool maker and a nurse, he is hardly the London elitist some of the bitter Corbynistas are already labelling him. As one of five children he went to state school before studying law at ...

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