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Here Comes the World Cup!

Posted on June 13, 2018

I feel like a bit of an impostor joining the World Cup bandwagon at this late stage as I have shown little or next to no interest in the qualifiers or indeed, football in general. As Frankie Boyle said in his excellent 'Frankie Goes to Russia’ documentary, "Football is now a rich man's game, with money making it as joyless as a bedtime story from Mick McCarthy". However, I stumbled across an England game against Puerto Rico last ...

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Understanding the Laws of the Land!

Posted on June 7, 2018

Like many normal people, I was quite shocked last week about the level of support for racist knuckle dragger, Tommy Robinson, last week, mainly because of the lack of understanding regarding most basic aspects of law and justice the fucking idiot is perpetually trying to pervert. One of the strongest aspects of Britain (currently at least) is the worldwide admiration for its law system and the right to a fair trial without outside ...

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WOTS APPENING TO ARE CANTREE?

Posted on May 30, 2018

WOTS (sic) GOING ON IN ARE (sic) CANTREE (sic)? FURST (sic) OF ALL TOMMY WOBBINSON (sic) GETS BANGED UP FOR PURVURTED (sic) OF THE CORSE (sic) OF JASTIS (sic) THEN FOOTBALL WOLL (sic) MODEL WAHIM (sic) STURLINS (sic) HAS A TATU (sic) OF A FACKIN (sic) GAN (sic) ON HIS FACKIN (sic) LEG! SAM (sic) PEEPLE (sic) SAY WOBBINSON (sic) IS A WACIST (sic) BUT ALL EE (sic) WOZ (sic) TWYING (sic) TO DO WOZ (sic) GET JASTIS (sic) BY PERVURTING (sic) ...

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Time to Legalise Drugs?

Posted on May 29, 2018

Like any other parent with kids of a partying age, I shuddered when I heard the news of two young people dying at a music festival at the weekend. Young people who like to party will probably try drugs at some time or another; it doesn't matter what there background is, experimentation is no respecter of class or creed. The Tweet from The Mutiny Festival where two died However, whilst getting pissed, resulting in fighting, liver ...

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The Rapid Increase in Staying Quiet

Posted on May 21, 2018

When I was at the cricket the other day, a lady who is a new member at the club approached my girlfriend and said, "Did you enjoy the Royal Wedding today?" Jennifer replied, "I didn't watch it as I am not particularly interested". For a moment, my toes curled over and it seemed like the birds had stopped singing in the trees as the tumbleweed floated past. The lady then responded with what was almost a whisper, "Nor am I really". T...

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