Double Olympic Champion, Davis Cup and three times major winner, Andy Murray, will not be offered a Knighthood just yet, the honours committee has decided.
Committee executive, Sir Cecil Backhander, says that Murray has no credible evidence to suggest he is a sex offender nor has he asset stripped a retail chain or caused a financial collapse in the banking industry.
"Murray has achieved much, but we have to be careful not to devalue the ...
Team GB are in pole position to take gold at the Olympic 'Hide and Seek' event after a record breaking seven hour semi-final hide by Hubert Horatio-Smythe from Eton.
Hubert completed his marathon stint by hiding out in the private lounge of a Rio lap dancing bar from 7:00 PM to 2:00 AM before being discovered by his exhausted Russian opponent, Yuri Bolokov.
Bolokov failed to respond with any real substance and was discovered by Hubert ...
Football really is a horrible sport right now; a beautiful game ruined by greed undertaken by gangsters calling themselves agents.
It's the way with uber-capitalism in any walk of life that where there is loose money or the opportunity of it, the vultures move in.
Chairmen come in with eyes loaded with pound signs courtesy of ludicrous TV money deals and gamble the history of football clubs in the knowledge that they can just disappear ...
As I get older, I find it hard to look up up to people or admire anyone in particular, which is a natural thing I guess. It's great as well, as when I was younger I used to be scared about upsetting people and would be careful about saying what people would like to hear.
Now I just avoid them and walk the dog.
I don't really like sports people, especially footballers, pop stars are generally manufactured and have nothing interesting to ...
After the successful campaign to bring back passports, patriotic voice of Britain (based in an offshore tax haven) The Sun, has listed the next campaigns to be headed up by 'Bwing Back the Old Days' campaigner Barbara 'Babs, Tits Out' Windsor.
In a maverick, patriotic return to the good old days of the 60's, 70's and 80's The Sun have targeted the return of the following;
Spangles
The Black and White Minstrels
Policemen who can ...
