At Last Ocean Finance TV
Posted on November 7, 2008
At last it is here……………….Ocean Finance TV, click here for more information or channel 888 on Sky. This fascinating channel shows real life stories of how Ocean Finance have helped people with no money sink further in to debt, it really is a heartwarming programme during times when you only seem to here bad news on the TV. Ocean TV might well be described as a black comedy, but I will let you decide.
Watch transfixed as people in hopeless situations are patronised by Ocean Finance staff/ D list actors. I quote “With informative programming Ocean TV can help guide you through the finance process as well as providing entertaining programming for all”. Surely they are having a fucking laugh aren’t they?
But if you are having a bad time folks remember this, again I quote “Ocean Finance & Mortgages limited is a leading UK Finance Broker and lender, at Ocean we have helped over 250,000 people with their individual finance needs”.
That’s 250,000 poor bastards worse off than you today.
Watch Ocean TV, there is always some poor sod worse off than yourself.