I went into Tesco's last night seeking a pair of cheap reading glasses for my bedtime book read. I couldn't find any so I headed to the opticians within the building and out bounded an enthusiastic Polish woman in her mid-twenties.
Her enthusiasm was instantly infectious and she quickly took me to the aisle where they were doing two pairs of rapists glasses for £5:00. She then, with a cheery voice and a big smile, informed me that I should ...
Poor old Graham Taylor will always be remembered by my generation as one of the worst ever England managers, a man who only made matters even worse by foolishly allowing himself to be part of a fly on the wall documentary on Channel 4.
Quotes such as 'Do I not like that' and 'Carlton (Palmer), can you not knock it?' stuck like shit to blanket and I can clearly remember joining in with a chorus of 'Do I not like that....do I not like ...
Britain is bracing itself for one of the top 35 coldest spells of January weather in the last 35 years later this week as quite cold northerly winds normally associated with January are due to set in.
This January phenomenon could bring some of the coldest weather in the U.K. since last week and may, some forecasters suggest, lead to half hourly repeats on BBC News 24 featuring a montage of fuckwitts pushing a wheel spinning Ford Mondeo up a ...
Every New Year we are bombarded with information about diet, obesity, diabetes and all other things brought on by Christmas excess.
I am no different, feeling a bit depressed to see any lingering signs of concave turning increasingly convex, courtesy of the pointless eating of mince pies, quality street sweets and lashings of cheese.
Throw in some Real Ale and few bottles of plonk and you really are in business.
Combined with winter ...
I am in a bit of a hurry, so I will be quick.
I would like to say to everyone (about 80-100 regulars) who read and support this blog, a big thank for all your comments throughout the year as well as the input with regards to grammar etc.
I hope I haven't offended anyone too much, but my thoughts are independent and are often put out there to poke people into thinking outside their normal perception of the world. With the busy lives we ...
