David Brent – Life on the Road
I went out with both my boys (or young men) for the first time in ages tonight to watch David Brent-Life on the Road, the follow up to Slough's alter-ego David Brent, who was last seen in The Office, some 13 years ago. Ricky Gervais has had ups and downs since The Office, with a few ordinary films amongst some excellent TV productions such as 'Extras' and the wonderful 'Derek' which could melt a heart made of granite and brought tears to ...
Vat on Takeaway Food and the Problem With Litter!
When I was in a restaurant the other week, I can't remember where, Costa Packet or something of the like, I was asked if I would be eating my sandwich in or outside. In some cases it seems to be that it is cheaper if you take your food away, which made me assume I was being charged for service and overheads calculated by the cost of clearing up, and wear and tear on cutlery and furniture and so on. This is not the case, it actually comes ...
Jack of all Sports GB Supporters Highlighted by the Olympics
One thing that amazed about the British public in London 2012, was our ability to watch absolutely anything that was deemed by the Olympic committee as a sport, with thousands flocking to watch people walking a bit silly and horses doing Fred Astaire impressions. When curiosity got the better of me last week, I watched a bit of dressage and all the horses, beautiful creatures that they were, carried a look that said, "What the fuck is this ...
Murray Yet to Meet Knighthood Criteria!
Double Olympic Champion, Davis Cup and three times major winner, Andy Murray, will not be offered a Knighthood just yet, the honours committee has decided. Committee executive, Sir Cecil Backhander, says that Murray has no credible evidence to suggest he is a sex offender nor has he asset stripped a retail chain or caused a financial collapse in the banking industry. "Murray has achieved much, but we have to be careful not to devalue the ...
Hubert in Hunt for ‘Hide and Seek’ Olympic Gold!
Team GB are in pole position to take gold at the Olympic 'Hide and Seek' event after a record breaking seven hour semi-final hide by Hubert Horatio-Smythe from Eton. Hubert completed his marathon stint by hiding out in the private lounge of a Rio lap dancing bar from 7:00 PM to 2:00 AM before being discovered by his exhausted Russian opponent, Yuri Bolokov. Bolokov failed to respond with any real substance and was discovered by Hubert ...