I got butted by a cow on Stockbridge Common
yesterday morning. It wasn’t that aggressive really, but it was, without doubt,
telling me to bugger off. I always thought cows were friendly things until I
googled “are cows dangerous”.
The answers were quite startling, with loads of reports of deaths and trampling’s
over the last twenty years or so. If a herd rushes at you, let’s face it, you
haven’t got much chance.
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They say never meet your heroes. I have always said it is best never to have them, as they will only let you down. As a child and a young man, Paul Weller (The Jam) was a bit of hero of mine and so was Joe Strummer (The Clash).Luckily, I grew out of all that years after 'Eton Rifles' but years before Paul Weller sent his kids to private school. As a consequence I never got upset. Joe Strummer croaked it whilst he was still quite cool. It was ...
Nothing could have summed up a week in the life of the Tory party better. A serving MP virtually assaulting a woman. Not only a woman, but a member of an organisation that is trying to highlight the destruction of the planet. A planet we are all guilty of destroying.
It was a dystopian moment. It came in a week where the Conservative Party have scrapped it out to see who is the biggest cunt to lead them. The cream has risen to the top. Super ...
For those of you who follow the news, it is now getting to the point where calling Jeremy Hunt, Jeremy Cunt, is going viral. The latest unfortunate perpetrator being the BBC's Victoria Derbyshire.
It was a toe snapping, yet comical moment where in some sort of blind panic, Derbyshire somehow blamed men for her misdemeanour. What made her say that is anyone's guess?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok2KtAGOqPc
The obvious answer to ...
Conservative leadership candidate, Boris Johnson, has admitted that he told the truth 'on more than one occasion' in the past.Johnson claims that the incidents were 'stupid and error of judgement' and is adamant that he has never told the truth since becoming an MP."I was young and naïve when these errors of judgement happened", said Johnson. One of the incidents occurred at a ball in Oxford when he was approached by a young lady called ...
