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Down at the Doctors!
After 2 years of deliberating, I finally signed on at my new doctor’s surgery today. I don’t like the doctors, so I avoid them when I can, partly because my mother brought us up to only visit a GP if we were carrying one of our own severed limbs and then only if our own attempts at stitching it back on had failed. I only turned up today because I was ...
Non Scandal MP Vows to Reform!
An unnamed Conservative MP is thought to be the first to come forward and admit that he hasn't been involved in an expenses or sex scandal. The MP, who has served since the 1990's, claims that he has been under pressure to come forward after turning down an offer to claim the interest on his mortgage as well as refusing to make lurid suggestions to his secretary...
The Irony of Poppies and The Daily Mail!
I was in the local shop this morning when I saw an old chap pay for his copy of The Daily Mail before dropping a few quid into a RBL tin and taking a little paper poppy with him. As is always the case in these situations, I said to myself "Now that's ironic Alanis" in reference to Alanis Morissette’s 1995 hit 'Ironic' that wasn't ironic in any shape or ...
Brexit Impact Report Withheld Due to Euphoria Fears and Spokespersons Dog!
A government spokesman has revealed the real reason why David Davies is refusing to release over 50 Brexit impact reports to the general public. As pressure mounts and the government face the prospect of legal action, it is claimed that the withholding of the information is due to what ministers are calling 'strategic euphoria complexities'. "If the papers are ...
Kane Earmarks Man City as Metatarsal Date!
Spurs in-form striker, Harry Kane, has earmarked the home with fixture with Manchester City as the day he would like to break his 5th metatarsal. The fixture takes place on the 14th April next year and leaves an ideal time frame for Kane to get almost fit for the World Cup Finals in Russia. Speaking after his virtuoso display against a really shit Liverpool side ...